Extreme Weather Warrior Gifts

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Shoes Make The Man

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Used to it.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.