Wet Weather Warrior Gifts

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

'Don't worry about buljet, Mom. His coat is wash and wear.'

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Watering the garden in the rain.

Trawling for Fish.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats