Weather Warrior Gifts

"This is the life eh.?"

In a Quandary

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

Fight for your summer.

"I don't care if you are a Geordie...

'Yeah, maybe the course is still a little too wet to play on!'

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

'Weird weather.'

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.

'That's the trouble with this country - one snowflake and everything grinds to a halt!'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

What if rain fell sideways...

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

"Can you hear me now?"

Tornado, Earthquake, and Flood.

'Genuine enthusiasm'

"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

"Yes it definitely feels like summer!"

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

'We want to go where ever global warming is at it's worst.'

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'

"On a positive note, the potholes are filled with snow."

Man climbs ladder to see the sun

'Don't get mine wet.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Humid today."

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

"Don't let them spoil the day!"