Weather Warrior Mugs

In a Quandary

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

"I don't care if you are a Geordie...

Fight for your summer.

'Yeah, maybe the course is still a little too wet to play on!'

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

'Weird weather.'

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.

'That's the trouble with this country - one snowflake and everything grinds to a halt!'

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

"Can you hear me now?"

What if rain fell sideways...

"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."

"Yes it definitely feels like summer!"

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'We want to go where ever global warming is at it's worst.'

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Genuine enthusiasm'

Tornado, Earthquake, and Flood.

'Don't get mine wet.'

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

"On a positive note, the potholes are filled with snow."

"Humid today."

Man climbs ladder to see the sun

'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"That's why we all face into the wind!"

"Oh, no! Gold-ball-sized hail!"

"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."