Weather Warrior Gardener Gifts

Watering the garden in the rain.

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Cat in a tank...

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

The New Normal

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Deforestation.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?