Weather Warrior Gardener Pillows

Watering the garden in the rain.

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Cat in a tank...

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Shoes Make The Man

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

A guide to seasons in the North East

The New Normal

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Deforestation.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.