Weather Warden Pillows

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

That party went well.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Shoes Make The Man

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

I hate monday mornings.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'