Waste Warden Pillows

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

That party went well.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Nuclear waste.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

NYC Department of Sanitation

This is where Brent council sends you

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'