Waste Warden Gifts

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

That party went well.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Nuclear waste.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

This is where Brent council sends you

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'