Nature Warden Gifts

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

That party went well.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"It's trickle down."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Earth Day Summit.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The nominees"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

Preserve these Wetlands.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"Hi. We're from the future."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"I will avenge you, Father."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.