Nature Warden Gifts

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

That party went well.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"It's trickle down."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Relax. They're just crows."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Earth Day Summit.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The nominees"

Preserve these Wetlands.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.