Winged Wildlife Warden Gifts

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Bird Torture.

That party went well.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Can I see your license,please?'

The hummingbird's hum.

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'So we meet again...'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Penguins going for flying lessons

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."