Dog Warden Gifts

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

'I'm sure a duel would be against regulations.'

Rescue Dogs

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Dog warden with a pooper scooper following a dog

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'This means war!'

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Okay. . . three bones, a ball and a toy if you show us where you buried our keys.'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Dog catcher has decals of dog heads signifying the number of dogs he has caught.

'First time you've been kenneled?'

'I guess you don't recognize me out of uniform. I work for Animal Control.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Foster failure

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system