Water Warden Gifts

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

'Absolutely nobody likes all this rain and flooding...'

'So we meet again...'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

That party went well.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Dog retriving Frisbee

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"We wish we could drink the water."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'Can I see your license,please?'