Security Warden Gifts

"Possible security breach, sir. It's the smart bombs. They know too much."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

High security Santa's grotto

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Where was the TSA?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

That party went well.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Minority Report

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Moulin Rouge Security

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"I'll take this one."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Slow Night

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'