Parking Warden Gifts

'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'

Car tickets

Meter Maid

'foreplay is restricted to ten minutes, that'll be a £75 fixed penalty!'

Parking Warden gives a snow covered car a ticket.

Florence was known as The Lady with the Clamp

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Man with Stop Signs.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

'So we meet again...'

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

Santa vs traffic warden...

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'