Parking Warriors Gifts

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Can I see your license,please?'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Meter Maid

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

New York City Rodeo

Validate your parking?

Wild And Wacky Water World!

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"How far have you come?"

No Ball Games in the Park

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

Traffic avenger

'Sorry about that officer.He thought you were reaching for a gun.'

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'