Parking Vigilante Gifts

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

Traffic avenger

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Beware of God"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

Ace Towing.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

New York City Rodeo

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

Rail UnFare Rise

"I don't prey on the old, sick, or lame, I prey on the healthy who park in the handicapped spots."

'What about all this rubbish you've left lying around?' '

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

"That's it! Visiting time is over!"

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"

Digby's a former airline pilot--- he always looks three ways before crossing.