Parking Lot Vigilante Gifts

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Beware of God"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Ace Towing.

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Traffic avenger

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."

Rail UnFare Rise

"That's it! Visiting time is over!"

"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"

Human Cull: People who do a slow breast stroke in the fast swimming lane.

"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"

'Just calling to let you know that driving while talking on a cell phone is illegal in this state.'

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

"Who needs to go off-roading?"