Parking Meter Vigilante Gifts

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Beware of God"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Ace Towing.

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Traffic avenger

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

Cat's 'To Do' list.

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

Rail UnFare Rise

"I don't prey on the old, sick, or lame, I prey on the healthy who park in the handicapped spots."

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

Human Cull: People who do a slow breast stroke in the fast swimming lane.

"That's it! Visiting time is over!"

Digby's a former airline pilot--- he always looks three ways before crossing.

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

'I won't be long. Just put a dime in the parking meter and fifty dollars in my hand.'

'Just calling to let you know that driving while talking on a cell phone is illegal in this state.'

'Also, could you either validate my parking ticket or give me change for the meter?'

Find the idiot who keeps parking in my spot. Reserved for God.

There's always some jerk taking up two parking spots.