Parking Lot Warrior Gifts

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Meter Maid

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

New York City Rodeo

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

Florence was known as The Lady with the Clamp

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

Traffic avenger

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

Car tickets

'foreplay is restricted to ten minutes, that'll be a £75 fixed penalty!'

'If I get half a decent bid, you and your pipe can go too!'

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."