Parking Lot Warrior Gifts

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Meter Maid

Don't even dream of parking here.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

New York City Rodeo

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

Wild And Wacky Water World!

Traffic avenger

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Florence was known as The Lady with the Clamp

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

'If I get half a decent bid, you and your pipe can go too!'

'foreplay is restricted to ten minutes, that'll be a £75 fixed penalty!'

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

Car tickets

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."