Parking Lot Adventurer Gifts

"Who needs to go off-roading?"

"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Lizard Amusement Park

tnl of lv

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Four Horsemen.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Riding the statue.

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

The interminable!

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Extreme Bowling.

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Shadow