Charging Station Adventurer Gifts

No Outlet

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

The Cash Pointer Sisters

Saving for Winter.

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

Range Anxiety

"I can never find any change here."

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

We welcome your urine

"Truth in advertising."

Please Deposit $.50 For The Return Of Your ATM Card.

All charged up and nowhere to go.

Worn Gentility Sale

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."