Power Supply Adventurer Gifts

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Wrong end of extension cord.

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

Exit Code

Range Anxiety

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

Video games distract from school studies

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

How's the Brain Training coming along?

Man hunting a bear.

Summer Vacation.

I Hate My Hat Magazine

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

"Well, if I were you, I'd first watch a couple YouTube videos, then I'd screw it up."