Parking Lot Adventurer T-Shirts

"Who needs to go off-roading?"

"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

tnl of lv

Lizard Amusement Park

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Riding the statue.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Four Horsemen.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

The interminable!

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Arcarde Patrol

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Claw Machine Head