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Worn Gentility Sale

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

"That's not the way making money works."

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

For the community garage sale...

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Self-driving stroller

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'