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Worn Gentility Sale

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

The traveling Yard Sale.

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

For the community garage sale...

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"That's not the way making money works."

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'This baby is great on gas...'

"Tag sale next door!"

Garbage Sale - Sunday