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It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

A lot of auctioneers

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Bad investments.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I'm after the history section."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Universe of reading

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Arcarde Patrol

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'So, did I get the job?'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.