Online Auction Adventurer T-Shirts

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Social Networks

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'