Online Auction Adventurer Gifts

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Social Networks

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'