Online Trading Adventurer Gifts

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

The Salesman

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Dow's up!"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Gas, is it the future?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

The Day Trader

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."