Online Trader Gifts

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Need Money To Resume Online Trading.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Why markets crash.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Money Bar.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'