Online Markets Gifts

'Will broker deals for food'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Dow Jones drop

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Customer Convention

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Unfortunately my weight is like the stock market. In the short run it goes up and down, but over the long term in keeps reaching new heights.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

'Stop that gloating!'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'Economist'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

Symbols of Wall St: Bearish, Bullish, Sluggish.

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street