Online Marketplaces Gifts

Selling Online.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Will broker deals for food'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

'Would we do better if we took the company shares off the stock market and put them on E-Bay?'

Need Money To Resume Online Trading.

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"If you can't bring me cash, bring me stuff I'll be able to sell on eBay.!

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'

Impact of E-Commerce

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

"...With women in top management, companies may fare better in the vertical marketplace."

The Halitosis pills dealer and a bear - 'Let's make a deal!'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

'Finally! More crap I bought and don't need! I love shopping on Ebay!'

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'