Online Marketplace Geek Gifts

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Will broker deals for food'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Helms Burton Title III

Dow Jones

'If there's going to be a double dip, who's joining me in the pub?'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"I picked him up cheap on eBay."

"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."

Shopaholic

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

'It was the best of investment times, it was the worst of investment times...' (A Tale of Two Markets).

"It's not really cat. That's just a marketing gimmick."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

For some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

Impact of E-Commerce

"...With women in top management, companies may fare better in the vertical marketplace."

The Halitosis pills dealer and a bear - 'Let's make a deal!'