Online Marketplace Enthusiast Gifts

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Bull Riding on the Stock Market