Online Marketplace Enthusiast Gifts

E-Baying @ The Moon

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Wall Street Investing.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Fresh eggs!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'