Digital Marketplace Aficionado Gifts

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Wall Street Investing.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Fresh eggs!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!