Digital Commerce Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks like Santa Claus has moved from the North Pole to the Amazon."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Music to their ears.

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

First-Customer-Earned

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

Shopaholic

"I picked him up cheap on eBay."

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"Remember stores?"

"This could have been an e-mail."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."