Online Commerce Buff Gifts

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Internet.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I got it from eBay."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Music to their ears.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Internet Shoplifting

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."