Online Commerce Buff Gifts

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'We're e-bankrupt.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"I got it from eBay."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Internet Shoplifting

Music to their ears.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -