Online Commerce Gifts

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Supply Chain

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gerald Ratner's return

Online Shopping.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

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Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."