E-commerce Gifts

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Honey, look how cute...The kids have started their own little business.'

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Your delivery is confirmed for Monday, 8am to 5pm' - '...but I'm out at work 9am to 5pm' - 'Could you arrange to start work an hour later?' - 'Well, yes... so you'd be able to delivery by 10am, then?' - 'No, I just thought it would double your chances.'

"How did the internet get my bra size?"

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

E-Business Convention

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime

'Then it's moved and seconded that the compulsory retirement age be fixed at twentyfive'

'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!'

Bank manager approving 'Liquidator.com' business plan

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

an e-shopper emerging from monitor clutching bags of shopping

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Sellout!"

"What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?"