E-commerce Specialist Gifts

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

E-commerce (computer the size of a building).

Impact of E-Commerce

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"I got it from eBay."

Shopaholic

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

Bank manager approving 'Liquidator.com' business plan

"Customers who bought sheep’s clothing also bought:"

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Online Shopping.

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Amazing what you can buy online these days."

"Customer #262175880—your order of 'Our Dying Communities' has been delivered."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"