Ecommerce Specialist Gifts

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"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

"We turned your old room into an Amazon Fulfillment Center."

Online auction.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Early on-line shopping

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Terms and conditions

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"I got it from eBay."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Music to their ears.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Internet Shoplifting

"When you order your dictator from Temu"