"We're not invading the planet. We bought it on eBay."
E-commerce Professionals Gifts
Looking for a gift for your e-commerce professional? Find witty, fun, and practical items that celebrate the hectic, innovative spirit of online retail experts. Whether they’re managing stores or optimizing sales, these gifts show you care—and get a few laughs along the way.
Online Sales Taxes
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Internet.
"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."
"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
Early on-line shopping
Online Shopping.
'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'
"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."
Gerald Ratner's return
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."
'We're e-bankrupt.'
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues
Terms and conditions
"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,
"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."
"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''
"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."
"I got it from eBay."
This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.
'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'
'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'
You Shouldn't Have
"When you order your dictator from Temu"
Internet Shoplifting
E-commerce Professionals Gifts Collection
E-commerce Professionals Mugs
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E-commerce Professionals Pillows
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E-commerce Professionals Prints
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E-commerce Professionals T-Shirts
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