Ecommerce Specialist Mugs

Hits Needed, please click.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

The Etsy Bitsy Spider. Silk scarf.

"We turned your old room into an Amazon Fulfillment Center."

Online auction.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Internet.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Early on-line shopping

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gerald Ratner's return

Online Shopping.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Terms and conditions

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I got it from eBay."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Music to their ears.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'