E-commerce Specialists Mugs

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Early on-line shopping

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Terms and conditions

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"I got it from eBay."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Internet Shoplifting