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"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Internet.

Internet.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Early on-line shopping

Early on-line shopping

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gerald Ratner's return

Gerald Ratner's return

Online Shopping.

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Terms and conditions

Terms and conditions

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"I got it from eBay."

"I got it from eBay."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

You Shouldn't Have

You Shouldn't Have

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

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