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Internet.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Early on-line shopping

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

Gerald Ratner's return

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Terms and conditions

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I got it from eBay."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

You Shouldn't Have

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Internet Shoplifting

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'