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E-commerce Consultant T-Shirts
Get your e-commerce pro a T-shirt that speaks their language—fun, clever, and tailored for those who thrive in online retail. Ideal for casual days or team events.
Gerald Ratner's return
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Computer Bore
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Computer Expert
"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."
Internet.
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."
Early on-line shopping
'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'
Online Shopping.
"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."
'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'
"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
"Someone has hacked into our Computer."
Early Tech Support
'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'
"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."
'We're e-bankrupt.'
BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending
"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"
Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues
"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
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E-commerce Consultant T-Shirts Collection
E-commerce Consultant Mugs
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E-commerce Consultant Pillows
Add comfort with a humorous or inspiring pillow, ideal for their home office or workspace, celebrating their e-commerce passion.
E-commerce Consultant Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that showcase their love for online retail, combining humor, motivation, and style.