E-commerce Experts Prints

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Early on-line shopping

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'We're e-bankrupt.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Terms and conditions

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I got it from eBay."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Internet Shoplifting

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"