Commerce Expert T-Shirts

Great Deal Of Fund: Banana.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Online Shopping.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Gerald Ratner's return

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Terms and conditions

'We're e-bankrupt.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"I got it from eBay."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"