Commerce Expert Gifts

Great Deal Of Fund: Banana.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Internet.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Terms and conditions

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"I got it from eBay."

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.